“Takers” Get Worst Movie Poster Nominee

January 18, 2011

Looks like we have another fine example of a photo shoot where none of the actors showed up. We are faced with important questions like: Are any of those heads actually attached to their bodies? Who is the giant man about to give Paul Walker the Heimlich maneuver? Is Chris Brown falling asleep? Why does Michael Ealy look grainer than everyone else? And where the hell is Matt Dillon? What’s really scary is that this version was a slight improvement over the original version that apparently tried to attach Paul Walker’s head to the body by giving him a turtleneck sweater, lol.



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